Birthday Card
Sorting through a random pile of papers today, I found my all-time favorite birthday card.
"So, anyway, I'm standing in line to buy you a freakin' birthday card and the line is like seventeen billion people long 'cause the only thing the dumb teenage boy at the register is thinking about is the dumb teenage girl at the other register, and some dumb lady is turning her purse inside out to come up with "exact change," like she's gonna win some kind of "exact change trophy" so something, and some idiot starts up with his "This item was marked with the sale price" crap, and I just really hope you like this card... [open card] 'Cause I stole it. Happy Birthday"
Thanks Jon and Luis!
posted by Anonymous @ 9:08 PM
4 Comments:
your welcome.
Oh wowww I saw this at the store 3 weeks ago.... and today I was trying to remember it again, and I tried googling it and BAM! It's actually on here! Wow.....
I bought 3 of this card because I felt like everyone could use the laugh. I'm just upset that I didn't buy myself one because now I can't find it anywhere!
I bought the Christmas card version
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