It's Halloween! Free Candy!

Hershey's Kisses - any smaller and they'd be chocolate chips
Tootsie Roll - any bigger and they'd resemble Mr. Hankie
Pez - because nothing says "yummy" like the regurgitated contents of Spider-Man's disembodied head
Life Savers - because nothing says "yummy" like a miniature reminder of nautical disaster
Slurpee - drinkable sugar.  Brilliant!
Laffy Taffy - chewable sugar.  Brilliant!
Big Red - Wanna kiss a little longer?  Try spitting out your gum first.
Peanut Butter Cups - Two great tastes that taste great together.  Unless you're allergic to peanuts, in which case one of those great tastes might kill you.
Milk Duds - don't taste milky
Whoppers - contain no ground beef
Gummi Bears - had their own Saturday morning cartoon.  Just like Mr. T, Hammerman and Rubix, the Amazing Cube.
Candy Corn - To paraphrase Lewis Black: "All the Candy Corn in the world was made in 1911, and it's been recycled ever since."
Bit-O-Honey - Only tastes like it was made in 1911 and recycled ever since.
Candy Corn (again) - because "Candy Wheat" just doesn't sound right

Thanks Phil!