Favorite Bumper Stickers

Answer my prayers...Steal this car
Don't honk. Driver trying to sleep.
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
BROKE! Rob me only if you need the practice.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu??
Honk if you love honking.
I swerve and hit people at random.
If you can read this, I am parked.
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
Laugh at your problems. Everyone else does.
Life is too complicated in the morning.
Look out! Behind you!
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math
My other bumper sticker is funny.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
You are here.