Phelps is Phunny

Like everyone else in the world, I'm also a "Phelps Phan."  As much as I admire the guy and love swimming, the phenomenon is also providing me with some great laughs.

For example: 

And I just found this Chuck Norris-type list:

1. Water drinks Michael Phelps.

2. Scientists recently discovered the cause for warmer sea temperature and melting icebergs happens every time Michael Phelps gets in the water.

3. When Michael Phelps jumps into the pool, he isn't making a splash; the water is just trying to get out of his way.

4. Once, when Michael Phelps swam the Atlantic and came across mermaids, one said to him, "I thought you were just a myth!"

5. There is no need to save the whales, Michael Phelps has saved them all.

6. When Michael Phelps goes water skiing, he doesn't use skis.  Or a boat.

7. Michael Phelps does not swim like dolphins; dolphins swim like Michael Phelps.