P for Phone

Okay, this one is from several weeks ago, but I need to make fun of myself more.

While bowling, Gabe said he likes to think of good words that start with "p" whenever Paul bowls. Powerful. Poetic.
So, to make him laugh, I said, "Pnemonia. That starts with 'p.'" As we were laughing, I explained to Kristin, and said, "I'm trying to think of words that don't sound like they start with 'p,' like pnemonia." And she replied, "phone." Without any hesitation, I said, "no, words that DON'T sound like they start with 'p.' And as she replied, 'yeah, PHONE.'

Oh. Right.

Any others? Post a comment: I'm curious to see how many people actually read my blog.

Postman.
Primal.
Patriotic.
Pathetic?

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