Becky Needs

It seems like I'm stealing all my material from other people lately (come back, Gabe!) but this one was just too funny to resist. This is a spin-off from Angie and her brother Chad. Try it with your own name.

I typed "Becky needs" into Google, and here are some results...

Becky needs to practice breathing. (how exactly do you do this?)
Becky needs to blackmail a friend to get information about her blind date. (I’d love to know the story behind this one!)
Becky needs to write a description of herself. (why would anyone need to do this?)
Becky needs a new hobby. (too much blogging, huh?)
Becky needs a wardrobe upgrade for her new law career (and if I had a new law career, I would probably want a wardrobe upgrade, too)
Becky needs to be the only pet of the house, as she is very anti-social towards other animals. (so watch out!)
Becky needs a sub for October 3rd. (Any volunteers?)
Becky needs to think fast and decide where she is going to get married (now if only there was a guy!)
Becky needs only Louisiana to have visited all 50 states. (they don’t know me…)
Becky needs more than just a cigarette (what does that mean?)
Becky needs an introduction
Becky needs no introduction (well, which is it?)
Becky needs SS#, license, and driver address (and how does Becky not have these things?)
Becky needs to consult with James Khan and take urgent action (just point me to James…)
Becky needs to get back to regular running and build up the weekend long run (maybe they do know me…)
Becky needs the money by NEXT TUESDAY (yes, please!)
Becky needs articles by Friday (they DO know me…)
Becky needs to purchase stamps (thanks for the reminder)
Becky needs to wash the car (that, too)
Becky needs to make more productive use of class time (elementary school flashbacks)
Becky needs to be stuffed with so much candy that she won't be able to eat any more of it. (Eeek! They DO know me!)
Becky needs to go be on America's Next Top Model and leave us alone (oh, all right)
Becky: Needs resolution. (hmm….)
Becky needs to be able to spell what she's eating. (don’t we all?)
Becky needs a medical corset to keep her from physically falling (thankfully, no)
Becky needs to get a medal for starting this site and helping all of us (I agree)


And my personal favorite…
Becky needs the help of river pirates to free her brother.