All I Have To Do Is Dream

I think I've discovered why it's so difficult for me to get up in the morning. My dreams are just so entertaining.

Yesterday morning I dreamed that I was making a call to Kenya. But it was more like sending an email message from my phone, and I had to pay in advance. But the great thing about this call was they were offering a special discount. Call Kenya and get a free steak dinner. So I sent my message to Kenya. (I think at this point I hit snooze on my alarm, but went back to the dream.) So the next day, a truck arrives, and I am handed a plate with steak, a baked potato, and I think some green vegetables, too. Then the truck driver starts trying to recruit Loralei Gilmore (from Gilmore Girls) to take some job involving horses (because apparently she and Luke were spliting up) but that made me sad and I didn't like the dream anymore, so I woke up.

More to come, I'm sure.