Puns from Jessica

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,
which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad
breath. This made him....
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to
the other:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other
day but I couldn't find any.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.