Tuesday, November 28, 2006

How to Make It Big

I discovered a receipt (not mine) in a book I was reading, and the titles of several books purchased were listed on it. But there was not enough room to list one of them, so it just stated, "How to Make It Big as a" and I really wanted to finish it with something random.

How to Make It Big as a Ant.

...as a Ten-Year-Old.

...as a Homeless Person.

...as a Famous Actor.

...as a Dictator in Charge of a Large Country.

Make a suggestion, and maybe someday I'll write that book.